- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

How old are you? 7

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

joke under this line wins _________________________

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Actually it was me Josh brown

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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