- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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