- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

mark is life

Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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