- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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