What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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