- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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