Roses are red.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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