- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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