- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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