- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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