- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Roses are red.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Oh, go away

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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