What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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