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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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