- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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