What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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