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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

School

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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