How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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My children are mistakes

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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matt is fat

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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