What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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you just read an anti-joke

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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Hey

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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