- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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