what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Women's Rights

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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