- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

And you honored it I see :P

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

tim has no humor

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

You know what's natural? Bears.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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