Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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eoin burgin is fat

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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