How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Women drivers...

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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