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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

you see theres this guy.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

The duck didn't cross the road.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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