whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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