- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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