A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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