- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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