- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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