- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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