Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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