What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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