- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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