- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

i dont fisish anythi

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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