- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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