- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

How about that airline food?

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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