whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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