Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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