- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

There once was this guy and he fell down

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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