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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

How do you end a sentence

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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