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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What is 9+10? 19

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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