what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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