- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Cancer

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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