Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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whats up and also down? your mum

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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