What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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