- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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Sarah Jessica Parker

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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