- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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