- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

A: Knock Knock B: 7

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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