- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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