Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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