What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

what is 3+3= 8

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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