- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

sucks Syntax...

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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