The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Lil Wayne

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

I enjoy Popcorn

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Sloths

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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