- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Penis

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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