Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Pickle

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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