- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Gay rights.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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