- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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