Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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identical jokes get different votes.

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I'm homeless.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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