- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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