Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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were at work systems r down

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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