I literally died laughing

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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