What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

here's a joke... the american education society

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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