- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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