what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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SHUT UP JP

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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