Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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