Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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