- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

A Duck walks into a bar.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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