- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Yo Mama just died.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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