- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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