- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Chuck Norris is dead......

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

KOOKABURRA

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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