nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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What did Lois say to Peter? Who cares... Family Guy is a stupid show.

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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WILLY

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Jersey Shore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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