- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

My Nan, that is all.

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

knock knock go away

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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