Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

If you were a cactus, why?

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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