- Anti Joke

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.