You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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