- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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