What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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