- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

I'm Coming

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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