your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

So a baby seal walks into a club

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

I'm Coming

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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