A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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