What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Women's Rights.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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