Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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