- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Your mother is average.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

you will like this because i am black.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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