- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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