This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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