- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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