why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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