- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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