- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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