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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Small Penis.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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