- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

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