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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

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