- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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