- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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