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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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