there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Black people.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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