- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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