- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

hey hey apple

bite me

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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