- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Do the roar!

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

So these two girls have a cup .

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

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