- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Why so serious ?

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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