- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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