- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Take wrong turns

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Nobody cares maddie!

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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