Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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