- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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