- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

How about that airline food?

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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