Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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