Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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