- Anti Joke

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.