what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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