Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Well this is pointless.....

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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