Equal rights!

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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