Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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