roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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Anti Joke

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