A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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That is so fetch

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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