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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

call me maybe.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Skinny people fart less.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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