- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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