- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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