- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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