Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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