- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

mikey is cute

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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