What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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