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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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