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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

What happened to the teenager who was raped and murdered? Who knows? They never found the body.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

A chicken walks into a barn.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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