- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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