What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Women's Rights

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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