they're dead. idiot.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

fish fishy caoimhin

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

The chickens have become self-aware!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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