How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Rush Limbaugh

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

irish man drinking john smiths

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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