WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Womens rights

The duck didn't cross the road.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

i love to lick...

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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