- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

what are you mike bibby?

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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