- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

PENIS

Who's Micheal Jackson?

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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