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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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