- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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