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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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