- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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