- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Wait! hundred billions!

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

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