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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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