What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

thumb_up thumb_down -37

what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -37

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops