your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

A seal walks into a club.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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