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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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