- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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