What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A seal walks into a club.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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