Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

I enjoy Popcorn

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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