Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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Kevin and Ramin

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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hi mom

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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Anti Joke

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