- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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