Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

tim has no humor

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