- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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