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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

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