What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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