why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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