What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Obama lin Baden.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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