- Anti Joke

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Waseem is a hard worker.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs