What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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12 niqqa 12.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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