How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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swag

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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