- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

How high is the sky? True or False

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.