Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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you see theres this guy.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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watch me nae nae

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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