- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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