- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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