- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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