A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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you gay?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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