- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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I have a really funny joke.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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VITAMIN C!

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Poop

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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