- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Pickles are moist.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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