- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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