- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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