- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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