Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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- Helen Keller

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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