- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

How old are you? 7

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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