- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

read this sentence again.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

hi mom

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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