How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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pobody's nerfect

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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wenis

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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