whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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