- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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