- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Want to hear a joke? No.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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