Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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