- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

I named my son ps2 controller

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What do you call a black man? Rob

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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