What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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hey hey apple

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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