- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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