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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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