Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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