- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

How about that airline food?

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

A sober Irish individual.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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